Don’t Come Outside, Vol. 3 of by Uncle Murda

Available on Spotify

Genre: Hip Hop

Rating: 3/5

Released 2021

Lyrics sample:

They ain’t scared of catchin’ the corona like Magic Johnson (You did)
Is it real? Is it fake? I don’t know, I know shit sad
People dyin’ from it off some shit that they been had
They said Trump had it but I think he was fakin’ it
They got a vaccine now but I still ain’t takin’ it (God)
We all saw that nurse who passed out from that shit
Live on TV, miss me with that funny shit
I don’t trust the government, they chasin’ that fuckin’ bag
Whole coronavirus shit feel like a money grab
They tryna get paid, virus is man-made
They actin’ like this shit worser than cancer and AIDS (Than cancer)
Kids can’t go to school, people can’t go to work
Strip clubs closed, bitches ain’t got nowhere to twerk (Nah)

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Rappers gotta rap and that means laying your thoughts bare. Sometimes for better and sometimes for worse but you know remember Snoop?

Two in the mornin’ and the party’s still jumpin’
‘Cause my momma ain’t home
I got bitches in the livin’ room gettin’ it on
And they ain’t leavin’ till six in the mornin’
So what you wanna do?
Shit, I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what?) we don’t love them hoes, yeah

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Pro LGBT+ emphasis mine. But if Snoop can wrap up his dick Uncle Murda can get vaccinated.

Before his murder and KRS-ONE started calling to Stop the Violence he bragged on Scott La Rock’s borderline supernatural skills with women along with his fondness for condoms:

Keep updated on all kind of rubbers
Got ones that are lambskin, others that are plastic
One day he’ll open a school for prophylactics

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And Wyclef:

Tell my cousin Jerry wear his condom
If you don’t wear condom you see a red lump, oh oh oh oh

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Will the Knicks win the championship this year?
Say what, say what, anything can happen
Will we find some peace of mind this year?
Say what, say what, anything can happen
You ready for the revolution this year?
Say what, say what, anything can happen
Will you make love with no condom this year?
No no, no no, that will never happen

XOXOXOXOX

Anyway, enough on that…

Uncle Murda isn’t enough of a rapper to carry the record alone but he’s great at getting the right guests. I’d love to hear RZA take his ten best songs from his entire discography and remix them with Wu-Kung-Fu

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Obama gave us trap phones, Trump gave us re-up money
He was makin’ y’all laugh too, I’m just remindin’ you
He was out here callin’ the coronavirus the China flu (It comes from China)
I appreciated that he ain’t bite his tongue

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I get where Uncle Murda is coming from. Obama did kind of suck and Trump’s verbal hi jinx could be amusing but the subsequent Asian hate hasn’t been funny.

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